Case of a Creator Being a Failure

In the outcome of my design, the production of interesting results (an effort for reaching supercivilization) has curiously set me off to connect with my creations. Undergone the conversion into 3 dimension, I took a trip to the world I created just to interact with the creatures in their own "sense". By the way, I am the Creator of all things.

My experiencing moments on Earth made me realise that my Divine plan has been, after all, a major failure (In a sense when I relate it with what I initially constructed this world for). Indeed, look at my work: War, Disease, Death, Destruction, Hunger, Filth, Poverty, Torture, Crime, Corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work.

Humanity seeks truth from all directions including (but not limited to) areas in philosophy, science and religions. It was funny, seriously, studying at how they would act just to defend their beliefs.

The sword of God, the blood of the lamb. Vengeance is mine, onward Religious soldiers. Millions of dead people. Ha! For thousands of years all the bloodiest and most brutal wars have been based on religious hatred-Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing one another. The reason… They claim all because I said so?!

Why would I want to get such effect out of inflicting pain to them? I did not benefit from it. Besides, when their existence was almost entirely pointless in the first place, they should understand there were neither evolutionary benefit to them, nor their dependants and species, in their desires to accomplish things and improve themselves. It is just a big waste of their effort.

Outcome like this, I need to admit that, somehow, it was part of my factor that resulted such a thing. I'm not
all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing and all-wise. I did not expect things would turn out to be like this. It was embarrassing. What a shame. Just to make myself feel good, It was rather amusing that my imperfections fabricated some spectacular features.

For example, religions regarded me differently. Christianity viewed me as the God who set up the special list of ten things called "The 10 commandments" which I require people to abide to. In addition, they made me a fictional book called the Bible and it has been the number one selling books of all time.

Gosh! This is hilarious. I am truly astonished by their creativity. They claimed I created them in my image and likeness; however, from my observations, it was evidently that they crafted me in their own images and likeness! The one I love the most was that they said I exist in all 3 forms-The Holy Trinity.

According to the widely used calendar, I was in the year 2010. While exploring this epic failed world that I made, somehow I was invited for an interview after some people discovered that I was one of the members of the Holy Trinity. Though Jesus Christ is not my name, I felt pleasurable with this identity as a guest in the Late Show with David Letterman. Cool! It was the time for a gag!

(Initial "DL" for David Letterman)

DL    : Ladies and Gentleman, we are privileged to have with us a man known all
     over the world as the prince of peace- Jesus Christ. How are you Jesus?

I     : Fine, thanks and let me say, it's great to be back.

DL     : Can you tell us, after all this time, why you came back?

I     : Mostly nostalgia. Yea… I'm here also to basically clarify some issues.

DL     : (confused) Eh, what do you mean?

I     : Most of the things from the Bible which you are reading now are just
     invented tales. Some are true but most are just false stories.

DL     : Tell me about the miracles you have performed.

I     : (giggling) Well, not counting the loaves and the fishes, I have done a total of
     107 miracles...

DL     : Why don't you count the loaves and the fishes?

I     : Well, technically, that one wasn't a miracle.

DL     : It wasn't?!

I     : Yeap, it turned out a lot of people were putting them back. Didn't like them.
     Actually not all those miracles were pure miracles anyway.

DL     : Are you saying that all the miracles you have performed weren't miracles at all?
     What were they then?

I     : Sort of. Well, some of them were parlour tricks, optical illusions, mass hypnosis.
     We had hallucinations, even acupressure. That was how I cured most of the
     blind guys- acupressure.

DL     : How about the one where you turned the water into wine?

I     : Err…I couldn't recall about the water and wine thing. However, I did remember
     turning apple juice into milk on one occasion.

DL     : What do you think about Christianity?

I     : Well, I'm a little embarrassed by it. Uh, if I had to do it over again, I think I
     would start one of them Eastern religions like Buddha did.

DL     : (shocked) You wouldn't want to be a Christian?

I     : No. I would never want to be a member of any group whose symbol is a man
     nailed onto two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!

By this time, incalculable phone calls jammed up the customer service hotlines of the TV station. Inevitably, the show triggered an uproar and offended the public. Many religious people got insulted and demanded viciously the station to stop airing the show. They thought this was some kind of ludicrous joke and apparently it did not provide them with a great deal of entertainment. The concern was brought to the awareness of the host.

DL     : I'm sorry sir. Are you really God? It seems that people out there are having a
     dispute over your identity. Seriously, this does not help in your credibility. So if
     you're just here to fool around……

I     : WHAT?!!!

I     : (Splashhhh….)

(To conclude, the creature (human races) still shared a common ignorance to the precision of why I positioned them for. Being merely the manipulated variables, they were lost as a species, of which I initially presumed them to be able to generate some innovative findings for my experiment. It seemed that the problem still revolved around the exaggerated reality of meaningless illusions which they experience in their conscious sphere. The key for them to unlock the next dimension appear to be impossible, at least for the time being, looking at the estimation at the present rate of their spirituality consumption. Hence, hypothesis rejected…)